WIZARD+JOKES!!!+HA+HA+LOL

HERE ARE SOME WIZARD JOKE I HOPE YOU LIKE THEM BECAUSE I DID....

What was the Wizards favorite Beach Boys Song? Help Me Wand-A What held together the Wizard's magic book? The Spell binding What do you call a wizard from outer space? A flying sorcerer Why did the wizard go to the hospital?  He had a staff infection What did the wizard put on the no parking sign?  Violators will be toads What kind of car does a Wizard drive?  A Ford Hocus Focus What kind of Coffee is preferred by most Wizards?  Maxspell house What does a wizard say for is special flattening spell?  Pressed - O! <span style="background-color: rgb(255,255,0);">What does a wizard use to conjure up an atom? <span style="color: rgb(255,255,0); background-color: rgb(255,255,0);">Eye of Nuetron <span style="color: rgb(0,0,0); background-color: rgb(255,255,0);">Did you hear about the wizard that could only predict sad fortunes? <span style="color: rgb(255,255,0); background-color: rgb(255,255,0);"> He used a crystal bawl? <span style="color: rgb(0,0,0); background-color: rgb(255,255,0);">What Wizard hangs out at the beach? <span style="color: rgb(255,255,0); background-color: rgb(255,255,0);"> A Surfer Druid <span style="color: rgb(0,0,0); background-color: rgb(255,255,0);">Where does he go surfing? <span style="color: rgb(255,255,0); background-color: rgb(255,255,0);"> In the pacific potion <span style="color: rgb(0,0,0); background-color: rgb(255,255,0);">Who was the Wizard's favorite actor? <span style="color: rgb(255,255,0); background-color: rgb(255,255,0);"> <span style="color: rgb(255,255,0); background-color: rgb(255,255,0);">James Gandolf-ini <span style="color: rgb(0,0,0); background-color: rgb(255,255,0);">What are popular names for Wizard's babies? <span style="color: rgb(255,255,0); background-color: rgb(255,255,0);"> <span style="color: rgb(255,255,0); background-color: rgb(255,255,0);">Al Chemy for Boys and Necro-Nancy for girls <span style="color: rgb(0,0,0); background-color: rgb(255,255,0);">Why did the wizard where red, white and blue braces ? <span style="color: rgb(255,255,0); background-color: rgb(255,255,0);"> To keep his trousers up! <span style="color: rgb(0,0,0); background-color: rgb(255,255,0);">What's the first thing that a wizard does in the morning ? <span style="color: rgb(255,255,0); background-color: rgb(255,255,0);"> He wakes up! <span style="color: rgb(0,0,0); background-color: rgb(255,255,0);">Who did the wizard marry? <span style="color: rgb(255,255,0); background-color: rgb(255,255,0);"> His ghoul-friend. <span style="color: rgb(0,0,0); background-color: rgb(255,255,0);">What do wizards stop for on the motorway ? Witchhikers! <span style="color: rgb(255,255,0); background-color: rgb(255,255,0);"> On the beach, you find sand witches. <span style="background-color: rgb(255,255,0);">Why did the witch get wet while holding a toadstool in the rain? <span style="color: rgb(255,255,0); background-color: rgb(255,255,0);">'Cause there's not mushroom under it

SO WHAT DO YOU THINK NOW HERE IS ONE THAT HAS A WIZARD IN IT "BUT" HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WIZARD I PUT IT ON BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WOULD LIKE IT IT IS REALLY FUNNY SO TAKE A LOOK IT IS RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW...VVVVVV An old man goes to the Wizard to asks him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says, without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."

** Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party ? ** He was going as a banana ! He ate himself !
 * What happened to the stupid wizard who put in his false teeth back to front ? **

<span style="font-family: times new roman,helvetica;">== Wizard in the factory == There's this Wizard who worked in a factory. Everything was satisfactory except that miscreants, taking advantage of his good nature, would steal his parking spot. This continued until he put up the following sign: "This parking space belongs to the Wizard. ... Violators will be toad." ||